Cutting-Edge Audiophile Tech: Mini Small Cartoon Orange Cattle Calf Speaker Sound Box
There comes a time in every gadget fancier’s life when a product comes along that is *so* visionary, so masterfully executed, and so incontestably bovine, that it changes everything. For me, today is that day. I’d go on, but the emotion is starting to color my prose, and honestly, there’s no way I can top this soliloquy from crapvendor extraordinaire Uxcell.com:
This cute cartoon calf speaker can be connect to the MP3, MP4, computer and other audio device with the 3.5mm plug cable and the USB cable in it. It is quite convenient and easy to carry. You can carry it in your handbag while carrying.
A sampling of tantalizing features:
USB plug connect with computer.
The Orange Calf Speaker can play music from computer or from network directly.
It features the lovely orange cartoon calf appearance.
High fidelity acoustic, clear stereo sound, noise resistant <- Editor’s Note: Not likely.
Li-ion battery inside and can be recharged repeatly.
The indicator can give out yellow light when you turn it on.
And all this for $7.99? *Wipes tears of joy from eyes* They’ve done it, they’ve finally done it. I’m suddenly gripped with the need to fab up a handlebar mount for this thing and really show the mean bike lanes of San Francisco what I’m made of. First song? Probably something from Good For Cows:
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